Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for October 29, 2021

Charlie should be smirking in the final panel; the job certainly suits Andy perfectly.

I could be a guide at the city dump!

How many times has he fallen in there? He should be familiar with the place.

Plenty of experience….

Thought the canal was coming to visit Andy.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/cartoons/andy-capp/andy-capp-29th-october-2021-25313792

The job consultant has an eye for his customers !

It’s a job Andy could just drift through in his sleep. He even comes with a red nose so that he do night tours,

You gotta’ go with what you know.

@NumberThre Today’ stipIS Funny because our Hero Mr Andrew end up in the canal so frequenly ppthe jobcentre offered hom a job

@Number Three Today’s strip Is Funny Is funny because our HERO falls into the canal so frequently ,the job centre offered him a Job as a canal expert Andy was not amused ;o) my avatar is a statemen by Dennismitchel statin tnat since everyone else has had theirflu shot he nee nt have one , wrongstatinnnnng thatsssssssssssssssss

In depth knowledge of canals!

@Number Three today’s strip Is funny because our HERO Mr Andrew Capp falls in the Canal so often the job centre offerered Andy a job as canal expert, Andy was not ammused :o( my avatar is a picture of Dennis M Mitchel stating tht since everone has had their Flo shot he won’t have t Wrong , how was your day? our Finally Friday IS very busy we spent two hour to have our Covid booser shot now we can relax till this evening when I will have my fav nosh, Keeps safe and thank for caring young Lady

Pub guide would be appropriate.

You well should have taken him up on that offer, Andy.

That and pubs of the town.

Maybe better suited for a Pub Crawl, Literally.

Sounds like a good job, if Andy doesn’t walk too close to the edge.

I would think Andy is only familiar with that one area.

Chalkie doesn’t get the joke.

Andy should do scuba tours of the canal – he has really plumbed the depths!

Andy and his perpetual Red nose – could play Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer in Christmas Plays this winter. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaPrGWlfvd4

Andy could give a tour of the local pubs and his techniques of sponging drinks.

Andy has a book coming out ( ghostwritten, of course ) entitled Canals I Have Known, Loved, and Crawled Out Of

He could, however, be a great guide for a pub crawl. Literally.

and let Mark Trail pilot it for you

You’ll fall in the canal anyway! Why not get paid for it while you’re at it?

I remember when somebody asked him if he knew where the “Rose & Crown” (I believe) was and Flo was in fits of laughter.

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Hey, Affie.

I hope you are feeling OK after your booster. I am not eligible for any more. I feel that two is enough anyway. I got my two COVID shots on 19th June and 15th August. The second one affected me more. I got a lovely, red itchy rash.

Wonderful.

Somebody I know from school is an Anti-Vaxxer and makes it known to everyone on Facebook. She “warned” me about getting mine and said it’s still in a trial (she’s right there) the companies are not liable for any damage and it should always be an informed choice. Or something along those lines. I don’t have any issue with her beliefs at all. If I don’t like it, I don’t need to comment.

Sorry for going on, pal. I hope you enjoy your favourite nosh, I’m having mine too. Stay safe, stay well and stay happy. It’s been freezing cold here but still had a lovely time with my friend from school. See you after the weekend.

Cut him to the quick!

Perfect job for Mr. Capp.

While Andy is quite familiar with those areas, I bet he’ rather be a pub tour guide.

A lady who is a diver is very enthused about what can be found in our local river—mostly from settlements along it in the last century or two (mills, logging operations and transport), but she did discover some submerged rocks with petroglyphs on them that are probably older than that, since they presumably predate the dams that raised the water level there.

Andy could give advice on the best days to go to gaol based on the daily menu.