Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 12, 2021

Aren’t you proud Dad?

Well, technically he’s right.

So he got a raise.

No fall house flag?

I didn’t know that there are two story hardware stores. This must be just in comic universe to make the joke work.

If he’s working on the second floor, are those dozen people safe?

Did he have to climb the corporate ladder to get up there?

so he was raised to the second floor… that’s funny and kinda sad in a way. not sure why though.

Good one, Norman.

That’s nothing I have hundreds working under me. I work at the Central Cemetery. :P

If you want a raise, then clean the leaves off of the roof!

So they’re hiding him in an office on the second floor, so he can do less damage.

Norm can be funny once in a while.

Gardeners in cemeteries have more under them.

He’s moving up the ladder, he is now working in the attic.

He probably expects a raise for this.

Seriously, Ralph. This is probably the best you are ever going to hear from Norman. Rejoice!