Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for July 09, 2008
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Transcript:
Poncho: Ow! Quit pecking my toes. It's dangerous up here! Look, I'm sorry I ran barking at you in the park. Bird: Then why did you do it? It was very emasculating for me, y'know! It's hard enough trying to pick up female pigeons. You see how they're always bobbing away from us males, acting all superior. Poncho: Well, you males come on too strong. You gotta act more aloof, like you're better than them. Bird: Should I tell them they have fat legs? Poncho: Why don't you start with dark sunglasses?
