Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for August 28, 2009
Transcript:
Poncho: Poo Poo is annoyed that everyone keeps thinking he's a female dog, so he grew some facial hair. Try to compliment him. Boomer: Hey, Poo Poo, what's up, dooood? Whoa, I like your new... Uh... Soul patch? Poo Poo: Mustache. Nice try. Boomer: Are you soaking in dishwashing liquid? Poo Poo: It's Palmolive.
WoodEye over 15 years ago
Poo Poo, Poo Poo, what are you doing to your macho image!
keeleyg over 15 years ago
Poor Poo-Poo even the guys at the cafe don’t give him a break. But Poo-Poo, dude it does not help soaking your nails in Palmolive that’s a chick thing!
cleokaya over 15 years ago
So Madge is Poo Poo’s stylist.
kreole over 15 years ago
Where’s the squirrels?
Hillbillyman over 15 years ago
Hey Poo Poo ,perhaps an eye patch well help.
AddADadaAdDad over 15 years ago
Try not to be so pink…
GeeDee Premium Member over 15 years ago
They’ve all been neutered, so what’s the point in trying to be macho.
alondra over 15 years ago
Yeah maybe a start would be to dye himself some other colour than pink.
Wolfdreamer250 over 15 years ago
You know Poo Poo is the only one of the Pooch Cafe dogs not to be neutered. (They did a strip about he was going to be put on stud with another whatever type of dog he is)
So technically he is the most masculine of all the dogs.
COWBOY7 over 15 years ago
Neutered or not, pink is the problem here!! You can somewhat hide neutered, not the pink color.
fritzoid Premium Member over 15 years ago
Wolfdreamer, Poo Poo is a Bichon Frise. In terms of machismo, that’s about as low as you can get…
Of course, Poo Poo being ‘intact’ goes a long way to explaining Droolia’s interest. In the kingdom of the blind…
kjhesser over 15 years ago
Our Jacks are neutered but they don’t seem to know it, they still are veeeery interested when our female pooch is in heat. They just don’t know they can’t get the job done. Poor little guys. What did happen to the squirrel cafe?
fritzoid Premium Member over 15 years ago
I wish I had a pencil-thin mustache The “Boston Blackie” kind A two-toned Ricky Ricardo jacket And an autographed picture of Andy Devine
Oh, I could be anyone I wanted to be Maybe suave Errol Flynn or the Sheik of Araby If I only had a pencil-thin mustache Then I could do some cruisin’ too
sthakrar over 15 years ago
Now I know how my boy bichon feels…