Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for November 03, 2021

What? Ew. Gross.

Aisle three is for seasonal products. They hope they won’t have to stock them for very long.

No, she was right. What? Ew. Gross.

In our store it would go on aisle 14

I would like to see it next to the vegan mayo just for fun, maybe the organic

Adam… Maybe your vocabulary explains your trouble as a writer. Look up the meaning of the phrase, ‘game changer’… It doesn’t mean caffeinated mayonnaise.

Make your own….

Psst….. Adam, you heard about the new caffeinated quinoa??

I thought of a new product a couple of years ago. I’m sure it would do great but then, you know, reality. How about this “Decaffeinated Cigarettes”. ‘A new, better choice’ The great thing is I don’t have to do anything with the cigarettes, just print the labels. …Genius, right!!?

Well….they make mayo with olive oil, and now avocado! It’s the Hellman attempt to capture all of the real estate! ;>)

Now, bacon infused mayo. YES

so are idiots – it’s hard to tell the difference sometimes

I- no- ugh- That’s freaking disgusting. And unhealthy. And more bad stuff.

I don’t think it’s gross; it would probably taste like any other mayonnaise. But it is ridiculous, and no, Adam, it is not visionary.

Visionary? He didn’t envision anything.