Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for November 04, 2021

I agree with her.

Yesss!! Also, ew. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Caffeine is tasteless so why ew? Strange, yes, but ew?

All he has to do is put NoDoz pills in his food. smash them into mayo.

Adam, what have you set loose upon us?

Just to be picky. It’s a jar not a bottle.

Don’t leave it out and let it grow warm, it might escape and terrorize the neighborhood

I love sciency people!

You know they are sciency because they have on white coats.

So what’s the big deal. A Whopper can have a kick now. Every bologna or tuna fish sandwich will help keep you up after lunch. Potato salad will have true BAM now. Sounds good to me.

Could be worse. Could be caffeinated Spam.

Nobody should eat enough mayo to get a caffeine buzz from it.

If you stock it, they will come.

The store’s facial recognition system will allow then to identify and snoop into his social media. Perhaps even commenting on platforms under his subsumed name.

“No, we’re not conducting a social experiment on how dumb consumers are…why would you say that? snerk snerk”

This story line mayo may not be worth reading.

Not trying to make this a political thing but…am I the only one who thinks the sciency guy looks kinda like Dr. Fauci?

My recently deceased wife and I thought that this was how “our” favorite purchases were tracked. Once we found something we liked all of a sudden it was discontinued. I know it isn’t the same but the “fact” that someone would have notified them is my point. I just don’t fully understand marketing when you keep things that don’t seem to sell and eliminate things that do.

Have you ever seen mayonnaise in a bottle?

Translation: “We found a sucker!”

Bottles of mayo? It should be jars of mayo. Bottles have narrow openings, while jars have wide openings.

Mayonnaise is EW

What? I thought Miracle Whip was Caffeinated Mayo – no?

This whole thing has to be a Jim Salisbury idea

But mainly,ew.

Sometimes this cartoon is just dumb.

Wow. That would be interesting making lobster salad.

At first I thought the idea of caffeinated mayonnaise — and Adam’s obsession over it — was dumb. But now I’m intrigued to see what the upshot of this is — who are the scientists, and what kind of experiment is being carried out here?

Who would have thought a comic strip could be based on caffeine, mayonnaise and bratty kids?