Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for November 06, 2021

The never ending mayo saga

The question is, where’s the mayo clinic ?

I’d say he’s just plain weird.

I’m not crazy. My mother had me tested. Oh wait, that’s Sheldon.

Finally, a way to justify your existence.

We scientists usually have a pretty intense relationship with caffeine, too.

Meanwhile, thousands of jars of unused mayo languishes on store shelves…Ew!

“Unique” is the polite form of “weird,” kind of like how “eccentric” is rich for “nuts.”

I have a unique relationship with caffeine, and I’m weird

I wonder how much the scientists are paying

I prefer Miracle Whip, but I’m flexible

I know it’s a comic and all but if they knew it wasn’t going to sell how did it make it to the point where they actually tried to sell it?

Weird. Don’t bother with the tests.

Oh, it’s a relationship, all right!

Would this be considered an extra-marital relationship?

I’m catching the faint scent of a dream sequence here.

Well, as he’s the only person on Earth that bought any, I’d vote for “weird”.

There’s no problem with being weird, I am…

Lab rat to add to his resume.

I doubt that he’s really the only person who bought that mayo. Whether he went for it because he’s weird, addicted, or just an idiot (we’ve seen indications that he’s all of the above), it seems unlikely that he’s one-of-a-kind.

Not without a contract that has a huge advance and 10 years of monthly payments with inflation adjustments.

“Unique relationship” sound much nicer than “addiction” or “dependency”.

They marketed it wrong! Sell it in Wawa’s and Sheetzes! That’s where the hyper caffeinated crowd hangs out!

They’re missing a ‘ew’ this time.

I don’t believe that Adam is the only person on Earth to buy a jar of that stuff. There are lots of people (hopefully) like me — I’m constantly picking up stuff and after I get home realized I had picked up the wrong item. SO, as an example, I would go to buy some Mayo, and just pick up a jar without reading the label first to make sure it’s the type of Mayo I want.

Unique? Nay. I suspect that I too . . .

I wouldn’t call it a relationship.

More like a drug addiction.