Red and Rover by Brian Basset for November 05, 2021

Rah, rah, ree! Kick ’em in the knee! Rah, rah, rass! Kick in the….other knee!

ha ha what does rover know? ;+)

Good boy, Rover! You keep him in line . . .

Aspect?

A soggy red ass. Right, you got it Rover.

I have some Rugby lymrics that would break the PC/woke meter. Ha, enjoy this strip to much to get the old boot. There once was a man named Astaire…….ha

Red! That’s so crass!

Summer has gone, this is best sign!!

…“and if you piddle on a tree, it might just splash upon your knee.”

Red, the limerick boy, lol! And Rover, the censor ;)

“. . . a soggy” . . . butt.

Good thing that you’re there Rover

Maybe he was going to write “a soggy doggy”!

From the original version of The Lion King:

“I felt down-hearted,

Every time I…"

“Not in front of the kids!”

In the PG-rated version from two years ago, Pumbaa does sing “Every time I farted” but I think the original version was funnier.

Nearly two weeks ago, there was a Sunday strip which mentioned fireworks and I commented that we have fireworks in Britain shortly after Halloween Night. Tonight is Guy Fawkes Night here in Britain. It is also known as Bonfire Night and Fireworks Night. Fireworks seem to be more popular than bonfires nowadays.

…is sure to give you soggy pants.

Well – the closest to inappropriate this cartoon has ever been. Props to Rover for intervening!

Well that was a close call. Mr. Basset certainly would not want to offend any sensitive readers with the A word. Discretion is the better part of valor!

He didn’t specify a rhyming poem.

Growing up in Chicago there was a fast food joint on Addison Avenue called Addison Snack Shop and the first letter of each word on the sign was extra large in red!

Keep it family-friendly, Red.

There was a Dennis the Menace once where he mentioned peeing.