Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 08, 2021

For healthy hair.

You need two rodents because two snakes don’t have one.

Aw!! Poor little meece.

clever

What an imagination!

Now with more rodent to make a dent

It’s Organic. It uses All Natural Ingredients. And it’s like the hair curls itself.

And she has to do this without a mirror.

Medusa’s motto is ‘Everybody must get stoned’.

If she is from a Greek mythology, do the mice come from Mycenaean Greece?

Someone sold her snake oil!

Oooooh RATS!

Now they’re all hissing and I’ve got a headache!

One time use, I gather? Very funny (not for the rats).

Wouldn’t the rodents turn to stone? Snakes don’t eat rocks.

Now she has real serpentine curls.

Call Perseus. He promises Gore Gone.

Well, that isn’t very mice.