Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 13, 2021

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    Earthling Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Are they waiting for the tables that are being bussed?

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    Superfrog  about 3 years ago

    Take a seat.

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    angelolady Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Folded arms LOL

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    KenseidenXL  about 3 years ago

    “Tired of Waiting” tables….

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    Qiset  about 3 years ago

    They will go out when their wives are finally ready.

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    HMETALNYMETSVAL Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Omg! Hysterical! Lol. Definitely sharing this. Thanks Mark!

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    Vilyehm  about 3 years ago

    Since there isn’t a dividing line running down their backs, not a single table can leaf.

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    Gent  about 3 years ago

    Those darn chairs. They never comes on time.

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    The Reader Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Mind if I put my feet up on you while we are all waiting?

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    superkrispy  about 3 years ago

    Are these times tables?

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    Doug K  about 3 years ago

    They had been reserved. Not so much now – they’ve become impatient and are showing it – their people were supposed to be here by now.

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    Zebrastripes  about 3 years ago

    Should have brought my table-cloth with me…this long wait is up-Setting us….

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    scote1379 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Where’s the wife’s purse?

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    Lee26 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    They’re jealous of the dining tables.

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    DondiDoo  about 3 years ago

    Tables with legs is old news. But arms!? Now that’s news!

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    FreihEitner Premium Member about 3 years ago

    The one with its hands on its, err—hips?— could also be a look up table. (a little pun for any video editors or colorists out there)

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    Mary Sullivan Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Yeah, I hate that. LOL

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    jimmjonzz Premium Member about 3 years ago

    There was also an occasional table in this panel

    But it quit being a table just a minute ago.

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    cuzinron47  about 3 years ago

    I see the chairs didn’t.

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    schaefer jim  about 3 years ago

    Sick, but funny toon!

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 3 years ago

    Are they occasional tables, waiting for the right occasion?

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    gopher gofer  about 3 years ago

    tables by the door…?

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    spaced man spliff  about 3 years ago

    I’m tabling this discussion right now !!

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    Digital Frog  about 3 years ago

    they’re looking for one nightstand.

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