Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 18, 2021

Cats or dogs?

Now you’ve done it, Ralph. You’ve p***** off the cat.

Slash him Oogie!

“So I stepped out to buy some dog food for the cat—” Rupert Holmes.

WOOF! … meow.

Never have I ever . . .

Seen a dog eat the cat’s food.

I see Wally’s appetite is the same as Ralph’s (although I doubt that Ralph would eat food off another person’s plate)…

It’s just a comic but it annoyed me because it (combined with the above comment that poor wally should be “slashed”) reminded me of a dumb YouTube video I just saw where some idiot gave his tiny little puppy (couldn’t have been more than a couple of months old!) an egg and then thought it was funny to stand there videotaping while chickens pecked & attacked the poor little puppy:-/ (so far as I could tell in the video the 2 things didn’t have much to do with each other, the chickens would just attack the puppy and the heartless person thought it would be funny if he gave the puppy an egg so it seemed like it was getting pecked for taking the egg.)

Purposely allowing animals to harm each other because of something you did & supposedly because it’s funny is so far out of my comprehension that it completely baffles me & makes me sick.Don’t be an idiot Ralph, suddenly feeding your cat & dog that close together is just asking for trouble & 1 of the innocent animals ending up hurt

I had two cats, a brother and sister. I would put out two bowls of food. The female would start eating and the male would brush her aside to eat from whatever bowl she would pick first. It was funny. She would go to the second bowl and get her fill. Happened every time.

A hint, Ralph. Dogs dive right in, regardless and cats, well they take ages to decide if it’s good enough for them.

Sometimes this works, if both pets have manners. But usually not.

“So, is it time for elevenses?”

Well it says one but smells another.

At my house that dog would have a bloody nose.