Rabbits Against Magic by Jonathan Lemon for November 04, 2021

“Where’s the the gluten free water?”

Don’t worry – I’ll turn it all into locally-sourced *&^%.

I’ll have a gluten and lactose free coffee with cream and cookies.

I eat what I eat, sometimes I pay for it later

I’m sure I pay for what I dont eat but should in more ways than I know

Anything “free of this or that” isn’t free at all, but cost much more than the regular food.

“How can a jump rope be hi-fi?”

A customer asked if the pork rinds with “no carbohydrates” were diet.

Saying “gluten-free chicken” or “lactose-free fish” is like saying “CRT-free Virginia schools”.

I was in a grocery store about a year ago that was selling “gluten-free” meat of some kind. I almost cried from laughing, since gluten is only in grains. Like Zebrastripes said, it’s a con to make more $$