F Minus by Tony Carrillo for November 13, 2021

So now you get all the glory. With the UFO crashing in your yard.

Prepare to become a shrine.

Call Agnes Moorehead.

THe HOA is gonna be pissed about the unauthorized lawn ornament…

Be sure to pick up the photo of Elvis and the alien blaster.

If there’s a baby in there, name him Clark

Proof of extraterrestrial life and the millions you can get from that? Not much of a problem!

The tabloid rights alone should be worth a fortune.

There’s a parking lot in Area 51 for all the wayward saucers.

How can someone move the property line? That’s a legal matter.

You’re going to be FAMOUS! or Dead or both

Wow. The grass is greener on his own side!

Wow, a witchy mother from the pass.

I would take care of it……

Did the neighbor mow it before or after the UFO crashed? If he mowed before, how did he know it was going to crash? If after, he couldn’t really mow much closer, with the UFO in the way.

No concern for the life form(s)? Must be an American. XD

Calling Mike West!

Cue the theme son music: Land of the Giants