Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for November 09, 2021

Odd indeed, doctor.

Andy has so much alcohol content he sanitizes the instruments that touch him!

Cut back on what ales you?

Take 2 shots and call me in the morning

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny , but a repeat ,our HERO Mr Andrew Capp’s blood pressure shot up when the doctor suggested to him to cut out his beer :o) my avatar is a spoof of how jellyfish have survived for millions of years without a single brain cell which is good news for some humans, how was your day? ours should be very busy but we will cope I hope , we both are in a good mood, Connie has gone to do the bulk shopping before it starts to rain then we will stay in the house and keep hydrated keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady

Good advice. But the only exercise Andy gets is walking to and from the pub. Except for football, which he’s usually red-carded for.

One usually gets their BP measured sitting down, but cartoon etc.

Are ya crazy, doc? It’s simply ALErting that a smart ALEck like you don’t know that a man needs to drink A LEot to stay ALEIve

That’ll definitely make Andy’s blood pressure rise!

You would drink too – if stuck in a cartoon panel for over 64 years. Or maybe Andy blames it on PTSD from his ARMY days.

Out of curiosity, has there ever been a panel where we see Any without the eponymic hat?

Leave ’im alone, Doc. ’Es ’ale and ’earty!

He could switch to pilsner.

Andy drinks so much because the cartoonist choose that story line. Not much creativity is needed if the main character is always drunk out of his mind. These comics are not even close to the humor created by Smythe.

Is the Doctor sure – In Andy’s world Reality is an illusion brought on by too much blood in the Alcohol stream.

For that to happen to me it would be something like “No carverys for a year” or even worse “No KFC for a year”

xxx

@Afficionado

Hey, Affie!

I would prefer jellyfish than some humans to be honest.

I’m at my volunteering tomorrow and then going for a KFC as that’s my routine now on a Wednesday. But if it’s a carvery day then I go straight home, stay in for a couple of hours and go out again to get the bus there. Today was my Dad’s Birthday and he had a great day. He had to get up early to have his COVID booster shot. If he didn’t take today then it would be another few weeks for a booster. The sooner the better! My Dad loved mine and Mum’s card from Moonpig. I had no idea the cards were printed and distributed from Guernsey. Both the cards had gone through Customs.

I’m having my favourite nosh today washed down with a Lime Pepsi Max. Delicious!

Stay safe, stay well and stay happy, pal.

I get the same when the doctor starts telling me to cut down on caffeine.

Andy’s blood type must be 80 proof.

If alcohol bad for you, why do they say “to your health”before drinking?

Hey, alcohol is a preservative … so, raise a glass. ;)