There’s a true story about a girl at Rice Institute who, after weeks of fasting to shed pounds, chowed down on a whole turkey on Thanksgiving Day, and thrown out the carcass.
Beautiful, perfect 19 pound turkey came out of the oven.
“Oooh! ahh! “Perfect and beautiful, lets put it on the serving platter.
Turkey was so heavy that SPLAT! the platter tilted slighty and slid right off of the platter on to the floor.
Husband tried to pick it up “ow! Hot!” And dropped the hot, fresh out of the oven turkey on his foot.
And the dog was in there like a dirty shirt. And the kid was on the floor howling in hysterics and the girlfriend is yelling that if it was in her house, there would be a bloody murder.
Hubs left the room very quietly. “Uh oh” we thought.
Five minutes later he said “get in the car, we have reservations.”
I don’t like turkey, memories of growing up poor and waiting for payday. But a nice, well done prime rib, perfect. Okay, well done is not popular, so I get the end pieces. Everybody wins.
rekam Premium Member about 3 years ago
Wally’s going to have quite a tummy ache.
kbyrdleroy123 about 3 years ago
Thanksgiving is a great pizza night I hear.
Ivy Valory Premium Member about 3 years ago
Tryptophan-orama …
Bullet Bronson Premium Member about 3 years ago
Wally looks like a python that ate a pig. Or a turkey.
therese_callahan2002 about 3 years ago
There’s a true story about a girl at Rice Institute who, after weeks of fasting to shed pounds, chowed down on a whole turkey on Thanksgiving Day, and thrown out the carcass.
flyertom about 3 years ago
The Tryptophan has kicked in.
Pet about 3 years ago
Beautiful, perfect 19 pound turkey came out of the oven.
“Oooh! ahh! “Perfect and beautiful, lets put it on the serving platter.
Turkey was so heavy that SPLAT! the platter tilted slighty and slid right off of the platter on to the floor.
Husband tried to pick it up “ow! Hot!” And dropped the hot, fresh out of the oven turkey on his foot.
And the dog was in there like a dirty shirt. And the kid was on the floor howling in hysterics and the girlfriend is yelling that if it was in her house, there would be a bloody murder.
Hubs left the room very quietly. “Uh oh” we thought.
Five minutes later he said “get in the car, we have reservations.”
Best Thanksgiving ever. :-))
WDemBlk Premium Member about 3 years ago
Happy Thanksgiving to all.
jagedlo about 3 years ago
I know they say that dogs begin to look like their owners, but to eat like them?
Sir Isaac about 3 years ago
Happy Thanksgiving to all you Drabbleers.
mountainclimber about 3 years ago
I don’t like turkey, memories of growing up poor and waiting for payday. But a nice, well done prime rib, perfect. Okay, well done is not popular, so I get the end pieces. Everybody wins.
royq27 about 3 years ago
Ah yes, an homage to the Bumpases’ dogs…
momofalex7 about 3 years ago
Hope he didn’t eat any bones.
Bill The Nuke about 3 years ago
Give him a great tip, Ralph.
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 3 years ago
I think that today June would need to lock Ralph AND Wally until dinner. Happy Thanksgiving.
fuzzbucket Premium Member about 3 years ago
My dog dragged an 8 lb ham off the counter, and ate about a quarter of it before we found out.
wndflower1 about 3 years ago
the bumpasse’s dogs in “a christmas story”!!
j.l.farmer about 3 years ago
Wally will be sleeping for the rest of the year.