The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for November 20, 2021

Get thee to a nunnery.

Eno the Brits don’t talk like William Shakespeare anymore.

Cor Blimey Crikey mate, yer got no flippin’ clue,don’t be such a berk and chat the birds up with a swagger innit!

Went out to eat with my brother and his new bride, who happen to live where she was raised, in England. He ordered lime chicken, but didn’t care for it. She asked if it was ‘too limey’ for him. He said, “if you’re not, it’s not.” Fortunately she saw the humor in the matter.

So, you are not any English, you are William Shakespeare, no less! :D

Nope-eth Dope-eth.

Sounds great – if the girl is called Ethel.

Sounds more like a New England accent.

Answer, No, Would you like your face Slap-eth!!!

fail…

From watching t.v. and movies, I have come to realize that the Texas accent must be hard to duplicate. People try to put too much “southern in it” we are "southwestern and not so sweet as the Carolina’s. Only added this cause he mentioned the Texas 2 step.

Just a tad to Ren-Faire.

She bites her thumb at you.

Not quite…..

There were a couple of ‘Dilbert’ strips many years ago where this one guy spoke with a British accent to sound smarter, but he employed a Cockney accent. Still the ladies in the were taken by it because they were desperate. The only person who can speak that way and still sound smart is Sir Michael Caine.

why not a 4th panel with the man spaying the drink all over the other man after his try at a British Accent that wold stop him from going over to the woman and making a fool of himself.

Very funny today!

of all the accents heard in the British Isles… I don’t think that one is still in use

That’s some pale ale they’re drinking. burp. :)

Very King Jamesish.

Somewhat funny, but rather dumb!

You should hear how UK actors do American accents, most of them think we talk like gangsters. :)

That would have been perfect 400 years ago.