Close to Home by John McPherson for November 19, 2021

I’d barf too if I had Pink wallpaper in my house. (Bleeps about ready to unload in the green room)

that is more like a lion than a cat!

that’s putting a bounty on the cat___

Elvis Aaron Presley

I’m all for practicality

I haven’t found any surprises like that since we started giving Kat “Greenies Feline SMARTBITES Hairball Control.” Kind of nice not having to worry about what’s lurking in the dark. A side benefit is that she comes running when I rattle the container. Also walks straight into her cat carrier when I throw a few in there.

I have stepped in, and slid in it! Disgusting!

It’s also great when a group comes over for a party.

I’m on my way to shark Tank! Making proto types as we speak. Also interviewing for a barfing cat

poor cat… wonder if it also works on dogs?

That’s one good reason for me not to have a cat. I can think of several, the best of which is that I am very allergic to them.

It’s nice to see that Bleeb has put some breathing room between himself and Dalcon.

Now that is an interesting invention. I should put one under my dogs neck like a rum keg(yeah RUM. You have your fantasy dog delivery booze and let me have mine) on a Saint Bernard. I know for sure it would always be right there handy when I go to the bathroom.

This makes sense because the cat always just stands there after it barfs?

Gotta get me one of those for our lil puke-cat.

Cats…Emergency Meat.

Also when he’s done using the kitty litter. 2 for 1 deal I suppose

She should take kitty to the vet for a checkup.

Why “react” to cat barf after the fact?… be ahead of the game with the K-Tel RᴏᴏᴍBᴀʀғ!

The only Roomba specifically reprogrammed to follow your cat around the house, staying at the ready for when little Mittens yaks on the carpet.

Relax… with another fine product from K-Tel.

That thing strapped across his middle might cause more upset stomach problems.

Searching the house for a spare paper towel holder and strapping . . .

I bet Glade doesn’t make a scent for that…

Now if you can just get him to use them.

Hello, Paper Towel Stock Market? I want to invest my $$ in paper towel stock. The next week, I is a millionsaire in BelAire.

How did they get the cat to allow them to put that on?

Maybe have a Vet check him out first?

What’s with the little white triangles on Bleeb’s sides?