Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for November 17, 2021

She left the other two dwarfs at home.

To whom will she give the rose, at the Rose?

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny but a repeat I think , our HERO Mr Andrew Capp can’t understand why Betty is going into the pub with five blokes but Betty’s reason is vile :o) my avatar again is Rowan Atkinson as Mr bean grinning because he’s in a good mood like I am , how was your day? ours should be slightly busy but we should cope I hope , we both are in a good mood , no shopping or errands to run just stay in the house and keep hydrated, keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady

Its not so much that she couldn’t decide but they all posted the same picture of the same good looking, buff guy that wasn’t them. “Hello, my name is Nev. Have you every heard of the show called ‘Catfish’?” A Count Olaf guilty pleasure and highly recommended. (Bring back Max!)

Or was he pushed?

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/cartoons/andy-capp/andy-capp-17th-november-2021-25422333

So it will be Speed Dating with an appropriate aperitif from each for a knock out afternoon diversion.

So it will be Speed Dating with an appropriate aperitif from each suitor for a knock out afternoon diversion.

Looks like Betty’s really into baldies?

last one standing gets the prize

Patrick Bouvier Kennedy

there must be only one mens shoe store in that town with just one style!

Take the one with the spectacles, Betty. You’ll save on makeup and wardrobe.

They’re all in step too. Must’ve been in the Army.

Kinda like the movie TOM, DICK, AND HARRY, starring Ginger Rogers.

Betty will take the one who flashes the most cash.

Why pick one when you can have 5 guys compete for your.. charm.

Nary a one of those gentlemen is a ‘lad’ but then again, Betty ain’t no lassie either!

The one in the green seems eager.

All of them look like they are completely done with life.

xxx

@Afficionado

Hey, Affie.

I have no intention to use any dating apps. Just a place for scammers to hunt for their prey which are normally vulnerable older women. They promise these women the world and yet are never heard from again once the scammers have practically emptied the bank accounts of these women. I know there will definitely be some genuine people on those apps but I’d rather do it the old fashioned away by writing down my phone number after speaking to them in real life first. I am happy being single ol’ me.

I went to the carvery today and had a marvellous visit at usual. Believe it or not, it’s not the food that’s my favourite part of the visit although it’s certainly a big factor. It’s the refillable drinks. When me and my Mum went with my Auntie for the first time back in 2018, my Auntie advised us to always get the refillable drinks because it stays the same price no matter how many you have.

When the restrictions were in place customers weren’t allowed to get their own drinks from the refill machine. A member of staff had to do it. That was the thing that bothered me the most. However I was perfectly fine with no self service when it came to the food.

Stay safe, stay well and stay happy, pal. Keep hydrated like I did on those refillable drinks today!

They don’t seem very enthusiastic about it.

“Is she buying?”

I thought there were Four Lads. Or is the fifth Pete Best? Weird, the radio station I listen to online just started playing them. Actually, before them there was a Canadian group that sang a lot of songs I hear on the radio. Or at least you can listen to this radio station if you are near it.

Now Mr Capp, he is fussy about how she looks. Can not look like a common gutter snipe.

That’s quite a line up.

Is the plan to let them all buy her drinks, while getting drunk themselves, and then have a bar fight?