The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for November 24, 2021

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    Ahuehuete  about 3 years ago

    Mutant Turkey!

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Was a lame turkey.

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    Wilde Bill  about 3 years ago

    When the poor thing was alive, it walked in circles.

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    GROG Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Surprise surprise. Tell me something I didn’t know.

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    Bullet Bronson Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Only if Wilberforce doesn’t beat you to it.

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    dcdete.  about 3 years ago

    Why did the turkey cross the road?

    Well he wanted to walk along the side of the road, but with one leg larger than the other he couldn’t help it. With the larger stride on one side, he cut across the road.

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    James Wolfenstein  about 3 years ago

    Actually, the rule is that both have the same amount of flavor. The bigger one is more diluted. Always choose the smaller one. :D

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    A Common 'tator  about 3 years ago

    Haggises always have one leg shorter than the other… so they can run around the Highlands of Scotland… What most people don’t realise is that in order to procreate… The male’s shorter leg is the left one (they run anti-clockwise) and the female’s is her right one…

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    nosirrom  about 3 years ago

    Our turkey must be really mutant. It doesn’t legs nor wings.

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    Chris  about 3 years ago

    legging up before the competition… Ya got to be thankful after all. :d

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    Jeffin Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Drummin’ up business already Brutis?

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    rdav1248961 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    I’m with Brutus. The drumstick is my favorite part of the turkey.

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    CorkLock  about 3 years ago

    Tator, that comment sounds like one king Nebuchadnezzar would Make. From smoking grass not eating it.

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    Lola85 Premium Member about 3 years ago
    Brutus and my husband have one thing in common—a love of turkey legs. Happy Thanksgiving to one and all.
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    CorkLock  about 3 years ago

    I call DIBS on all between. Just bring the platter of Turkey, stuffing, mashed tators with gravy, cranberry sauce and gallon of tea and leave me be.

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    raybarb44  about 3 years ago

    As the provider of this great, you are entitled and hereby awarded the honor of the bigger leg. Personally, while liking it all, I prefer the thighs……

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member about 3 years ago

    One of those “treated” turkeys no doubt. Bet it glows in the dark.

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    ncorgbl  about 3 years ago

    Three Mile Island Turkey Farm.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member about 3 years ago

    He called it…he ain’t a loser!

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    comixbomix  about 3 years ago

    Isn’t that how he wound up with Gladys in the first place???

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    preacherman Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Brutus might end up with the bigger turkey leg, but not till Gladys has used that leg to do many taste tests. He might’ve been better off with the smaller whole turkey leg.

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    Moonkey Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Everyone have a happy and safe holiday!

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    paulscon  about 3 years ago

    Even before I became vegan, my least favorite piece of turkey was the leg. The only way turkey tasted good to me was if it had a lot of cranberry sauce covering it. I much prefer Tofurkey.

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    Buckeye67  about 3 years ago

    Well, with Gladys cooking the turkey you can be sure both legs will taste the same and to paraphrase Martha Stewart, that isn’t necessarily a good thing.

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    cuzinron47  about 3 years ago

    It only took steroids in one leg.

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    Walter Parmantie Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Poor circulation resulted in the uneven distribution of growth hormones.

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    angelolady Premium Member about 3 years ago

    I really like the toons that have those tiny little smiles in the last panel. ♥

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