Well he wanted to walk along the side of the road, but with one leg larger than the other he couldn’t help it. With the larger stride on one side, he cut across the road.
Haggises always have one leg shorter than the other… so they can run around the Highlands of Scotland… What most people don’t realise is that in order to procreate… The male’s shorter leg is the left one (they run anti-clockwise) and the female’s is her right one…
Brutus might end up with the bigger turkey leg, but not till Gladys has used that leg to do many taste tests. He might’ve been better off with the smaller whole turkey leg.
Even before I became vegan, my least favorite piece of turkey was the leg. The only way turkey tasted good to me was if it had a lot of cranberry sauce covering it. I much prefer Tofurkey.
Well, with Gladys cooking the turkey you can be sure both legs will taste the same and to paraphrase Martha Stewart, that isn’t necessarily a good thing.
Ahuehuete about 3 years ago
Mutant Turkey!
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 3 years ago
Was a lame turkey.
Wilde Bill about 3 years ago
When the poor thing was alive, it walked in circles.
GROG Premium Member about 3 years ago
Surprise surprise. Tell me something I didn’t know.
Bullet Bronson Premium Member about 3 years ago
Only if Wilberforce doesn’t beat you to it.
dcdete. about 3 years ago
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Well he wanted to walk along the side of the road, but with one leg larger than the other he couldn’t help it. With the larger stride on one side, he cut across the road.
James Wolfenstein about 3 years ago
Actually, the rule is that both have the same amount of flavor. The bigger one is more diluted. Always choose the smaller one. :D
A Common 'tator about 3 years ago
Haggises always have one leg shorter than the other… so they can run around the Highlands of Scotland… What most people don’t realise is that in order to procreate… The male’s shorter leg is the left one (they run anti-clockwise) and the female’s is her right one…
nosirrom about 3 years ago
Our turkey must be really mutant. It doesn’t legs nor wings.
Chris about 3 years ago
legging up before the competition… Ya got to be thankful after all. :d
Jeffin Premium Member about 3 years ago
Drummin’ up business already Brutis?
rdav1248961 Premium Member about 3 years ago
I’m with Brutus. The drumstick is my favorite part of the turkey.
CorkLock about 3 years ago
Tator, that comment sounds like one king Nebuchadnezzar would Make. From smoking grass not eating it.
Lola85 Premium Member about 3 years ago
CorkLock about 3 years ago
I call DIBS on all between. Just bring the platter of Turkey, stuffing, mashed tators with gravy, cranberry sauce and gallon of tea and leave me be.
raybarb44 about 3 years ago
As the provider of this great, you are entitled and hereby awarded the honor of the bigger leg. Personally, while liking it all, I prefer the thighs……
Alberta Oil Premium Member about 3 years ago
One of those “treated” turkeys no doubt. Bet it glows in the dark.
ncorgbl about 3 years ago
Three Mile Island Turkey Farm.
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 3 years ago
He called it…he ain’t a loser!
comixbomix about 3 years ago
Isn’t that how he wound up with Gladys in the first place???
preacherman Premium Member about 3 years ago
Brutus might end up with the bigger turkey leg, but not till Gladys has used that leg to do many taste tests. He might’ve been better off with the smaller whole turkey leg.
Moonkey Premium Member about 3 years ago
Everyone have a happy and safe holiday!
paulscon about 3 years ago
Even before I became vegan, my least favorite piece of turkey was the leg. The only way turkey tasted good to me was if it had a lot of cranberry sauce covering it. I much prefer Tofurkey.
Buckeye67 about 3 years ago
Well, with Gladys cooking the turkey you can be sure both legs will taste the same and to paraphrase Martha Stewart, that isn’t necessarily a good thing.
cuzinron47 about 3 years ago
It only took steroids in one leg.
Walter Parmantie Premium Member about 3 years ago
Poor circulation resulted in the uneven distribution of growth hormones.
angelolady Premium Member about 3 years ago
I really like the toons that have those tiny little smiles in the last panel. ♥