Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for December 02, 2021

  1. Donna
    stillfickled Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I don’t want your a$$ to love me.

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    blunebottle  almost 3 years ago

    Not everywhere says: “I love you with all my heart.” Mark Lowry explains:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47hEGhk4sHw

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    And I bet she does give a toot!

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    gopher gofer  almost 3 years ago

    she loves you from the heart of her bottom…

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    pcolli  almost 3 years ago

    It sags as much as her boobs.

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    DM2860  almost 3 years ago

    The word “heart” also refers to the center and the core. In the phrase “with all my heart” refers to this center, this core. The sentence would more correctly be thought of as “I love you with all of the very core of my being.”

    Her version would be more like saying “My love for you is all behind me”

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    jango  almost 3 years ago

    “Fat-bottom girls, they make the rock and roll world go round!”

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    cactusbob333  almost 3 years ago

    Compared to her, most gals are half-assed.

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    ChessPirate  almost 3 years ago

    It’s the Love Train, and Aunty is the Caboose…

    Ѡ❣️❣️❣️❤️

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    cuzinron47  almost 3 years ago

    Well you’d have to have a heart.

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    paullp Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    As the Wizard said to the Tin Man, “Remember that the size of your heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others.”

    Looking at Aunty’s expression, I think she’s sincere. She really believes that the larger the body part you reference, the more love you are saying it contains. (Pretty much everybody’s ass is larger than their heart, by the way; your heart is approximately the size of your fist.) But despite her attempt to show just how big-hearted (um, big-assed?) she truly is, I doubt that her modification of this well-worn expression is going to catch on anytime soon.

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    bakana  almost 3 years ago

    I used to know a woman who loved me with all her Boobs.

    The things were the size of Basketballs.

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