Close to Home by John McPherson for December 19, 2021

“Is there a U?”

all that’s left are vowels Santa, make sure you check the used letter board!

But he turned the Wheel of Fortune and said, “Get behind me, Santa! You are a hindrance to me. For you are not setting your mind on the things of logic, but on the things of idiocy… BTW is the beard real?

That’s DEFINITELY NOT Vanna White Hahahahahaha!!!

I’d like to solve Pat. “HE! HI! HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS!”

Although Santa flopped at Wheel he went on to become the Host of Jeopardy.

I smell irony. Oddly enough it has the distinct scent of pine and elk poop.

It’s too late to buy a vowel. Once there are only vowels left, you have to (try to) solve.

Drives me crazy when they buy a vowel when word or puzzle is obvious.

Santa’s going to have a vowel movement.

Santa needs new glasses

“Ooh, ooh, I can solve this one… is it Murray Chrustman? Nope, nope that’s my attorney.”

I hope he doesn’t buy a “u”.

Wheel of Misfortune !

Yeah. But it will be money well spent……

NO, NO, take another punctuation mark! Comma, go for commas!

I’m gonna fall over if he buys a “U”.

I hate when that happens! :D

Its her ugly sister, Savannah Black

Looks like he won’t be winning that trip to sunny Hawaii…

Hey watch you language Santa, were on the air.

I am forced to watch Jeopardy whenever I visit my Mom. We cannot figure out why it is called " buying a vowel", cause no one loses money when they " buy" one.

C’mon folks, he only uses that line once a year!

I’ll but a “U”.

Are you kidding me?!?!!!

It’s all about community and working together. There is no “I” in “Christmas.” Well, actually….