Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 14, 2021

Now you tell me!

What the “L” are you talking about?

I can’t take credit for that one. Many years ago mom took us kids to a theme park, parked in section “L”. She said at least we will know where the “L” we are parked.

But that made the delivery late (L8).

He / she may not be a prime number but he / she is the cube of a prime. Seems prime membership worthy to me.

This is going to become a numerical rights issue!

Quick, stand sideways and claim infinite membership.

I’m not paying separately for the rest of the LOL when it is delivered tomorrow.

I think k the guy is L8 lol

Charged extra and now it looks like it’s L-ate

Luckily, he’s even tempered.

A-B-C-D Goldfish ??? L-M-N-O Goldfish !!! O-S-A-R…

(I can’t remember the rest of this nonsense from vaudeville days)

He should’ve had it sent to his neighbors house: Mr. 25.

Almost all of those prime members are odd fellows.

Hmm … Jeff Bezos is a little bit odd, too.

Is collecting shipping charges on delivery a thing?

The myth continues … the things we do to get “free delivery” when it’s already built into the cost of production …!

(pop goes the weasel)

I don’t remember, what are prime numbers? The interest rate on purchases??

Stupid, but somewhat amusing!

Random musings:

Discrimination? In our universe, anyone can be a Prime member as long as they pay for it.

“Sesame Street is brought to you today by the letter L, and the number 8.”

Seems to me that not being prime — having more factors than prime numbers do — would be something to brag about. Non-prime numbers need to organize and agitate for more respect.