9 to 5 by Harley Schwadron for November 25, 2021

You don’t need an app for that.

There is a magic 8 ball app, probably get the same responses as Sims

Every time Apple introduces a new iOS version, I end up with a few more apps that won’t run. That’s a Do Nothing app in my mind.

I thought that was the point of most apps

There are quite a few. They just pretend to do something—just like Sims.

I’ll bet you Rita and the guys at MMM can find you a non-working app.

There are many apps that do almost nothing and some that would actually be better is they did nothing.

I could write you an app that does nothing if you’ll pay me.

Some apps would be better if they did nothing.