9 to 5 by Harley Schwadron for November 23, 2021

Roy, you should’ve realized she was trouble when she said to the other guy, “Let’s get a (breakout) room.”

Who’s zoomin’ who?

A couple years ago, she’d have said she was snapchatting other people.

When laptop screens were not yet so bright, an outdoor table at a coffee house was the last bastion of safety from the “laptop people”.

True that. Now it’s the phone people. Can’t swing a dead bagel without hitting one. Whatever happened to “people watching”?

And other people are zooming her….out!

It wouldn’t have worked out anyway…..she’s Apple and he’s Windows.