Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for November 22, 2021

Bring in the hypnotist….and better bring the rally hippo and the peacock too. Have Judge Smails bring the old Billy Baroo.

Tevin doing the “Usain Bolt” move combined with the Tom Brady Hertz “Let’s gooooo” in P2. He’s losing his grip on reality.

So you didn’t like hypnosis? Try anathesia.

(Gag, gag) there goes second in the Valley

P3 OK, why the smaller panel and not in color? R & W being lazy???

If only he had a peacock.

In all reality , P3 just like the ending of the Sopranos fade to black , basketball starts tomorrow

P2: It’s not quite EBS (Exploding Bicep Syndrome) but what the heck is that? A weird, oversized tic-tac-toe grid? An alien space message? Either way, Vito is counting his money as the Tevin choke unfolds.

P2- I hope Tevin plays baseball. That Go Go Gadget arm could provide some comic relief if he pitches.

That hard hit shook Tevin up so much that he’s turned White. Maybe that will confuse the Madison defense!

I like the glow in the dark numerals and stripes on the jerseys and stripes on the helmet in P3.

I’m not certain what setting the ball will do in football. As long as it’s not a forward set and the next player doesn’t spike it, this trick play could work.

I’ve never noticed a quarterback wearing a glove. Tribute to Michael Jackson?

Wow! Actual football action. I hope Kianna keeps on “not speaking”

So I guess the point of this story is that neither hypnosis or positive encouragement helps when you have crappy o-linemen like “Tommy”

I still don’t know what lesson Gil will teach at the end of this debacle???

Tevin’s detached retinas are creating some issues.

Maybe they should go back to the Wing T and run the ball.

P 2: “…never better…I think I saw coach walking to his car over there…”

Well, maybe we’ll finally get some real choking. Just in time to eliminate any possibility of making the playoffs. Good job, Tevin and Gil, for ruining the team confidence, even if it was based on basically a placebo.

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