Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for November 22, 2021

Morning person: “This glass is filled with coffee-which i need to start the day!” ;D

I see the Optimist’s “Full” is three-quarters “Full” (“Ful …”)

Idiot: This glass is half fool.

Realist: full-proof.

Engineer: This glass is twice as large as it needs to be.

Said the optometrist: "I’m half full of curiosity how Elton John would look like if he were a horse…

Marketing: The glass is half off (this week only)

Cybersecurity guy: someone has stolen the water.

Love the outfit!

Copy and paste-ist.

It’s half full of air and half full of water. It not empty.

The avant-garde artist says, “That’s it. The Yin and the Yang perfectly expressed in fluids confined by a solid.”

Bartender: Now add ice and top off with Scotch…!

i thought plagiartist was female

I have 4 cats and a teenager in the house, that glass better not be made of glass

I have reached a quantitative balance between fluid and air mass.

Well doesn’t the horse look handsome today in his bowtie ;-)

That glass is too narrow for a horse to use.