Was that an elevator door, horsie?
At least your big snoot will cushion the shock of the impact.;-D
A nickel won’t even buy a bandage to cover a sore nose…
If it hurts too much, walk into a bar.
Wandering demolition – please horsey check your vision
Doo, doo, doo, walkin’ into a door
There have to be less painful ways to make money
Not to say that I’m not usually in pain when I get off work, but at least I do make a bit more than a nickel
butt, don’t let the door hit you in the @$$ again on the way out Horace…!
If I had a nickel for every time I’ve said “If I had a nickel…”
Some horses will do anything for a nickel….
If wishes were horses beggars would eat well.
X in one hand, wishes in the other. See which fills up first.
When you wish upon a star like Alpha Centauri, it takes about four years go get there and four years to get back.
Not me, Horace. But I might do it for a dollar.
July 31, 2015
Gent almost 3 years ago
Was that an elevator door, horsie?
Baarorso almost 3 years ago
At least your big snoot will cushion the shock of the impact.;-D
Argythree almost 3 years ago
A nickel won’t even buy a bandage to cover a sore nose…
PoodleGroomer almost 3 years ago
If it hurts too much, walk into a bar.
in-dubio-pro-rainbow almost 3 years ago
Wandering demolition – please horsey check your vision
Doo, doo, doo, walkin’ into a door
Doctor Toon almost 3 years ago
There have to be less painful ways to make money
Not to say that I’m not usually in pain when I get off work, but at least I do make a bit more than a nickel
InTraining Premium Member almost 3 years ago
butt, don’t let the door hit you in the @$$ again on the way out Horace…!
Ken Norris Premium Member almost 3 years ago
If I had a nickel for every time I’ve said “If I had a nickel…”
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
Some horses will do anything for a nickel….
tudza Premium Member almost 3 years ago
If wishes were horses beggars would eat well.
X in one hand, wishes in the other. See which fills up first.
When you wish upon a star like Alpha Centauri, it takes about four years go get there and four years to get back.
Grayhair, The Pirate Formerly Known as Tom Powell Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Not me, Horace. But I might do it for a dollar.