Lio by Mark Tatulli for November 24, 2021

Um… ’tis the thought that counts?

Associated Press, November 26, 2021: The food delivery service DoorDash is the subject of a bizarre legal complaint today filed by lawyers representing a young girl….

Kid needs to be put in jail.

I can see Lio giving it to somebody he doesn’t like, but Eva Rose?

How sweet! Lio wants to impress her with the best gift possible ♡.

When you care enough to send the very best (at least what Lio thinks is the very best)…

One eyed Eva ?

Uh, Doordash’s legal department is on line 1…

I wonder which beastie arrived? Surely one ate all the rest.

Now if that doesn’t touch her heart, what will?

Spider and snakes I understand- but what is the thing with suckers?

Love makes you bat s**t crazy.

He should braid those snakes first. Adds a touch of class.

Yeah. That will definitely impress her……

She can’t stand his love. So barbecue al la carbon! Then send them back.