In local news: Milford High School, at the urging of head coach/swami The One Gil has changed the name of the school to Metaphysical High. Insights are gleaned from daily table-top discussions while eating sloppy joes.
In all reality ,a hush falls over over the lunchroom as Kianan mounts the table and executes a series of back flips , then a triple flip dismount. As the lunchroom explodes in cheers, Kianna raises her arms in triumph shouting I Coulda Been A Contender !
Dude in p.1 is not sure if he is more upset about another boring football player speech, the spider on his bicep, or that he over-roasted his marshmallow…
Someone asked about the “standing on tables” thing just yesterday. How’s that for a fast acknowledgement from the writer! And speaking of acknowledgements, I’d like to acknowledge that today’s Mopped Up Thorp is online.
michaeljwolff almost 3 years ago
And Kianna’s thinking: “Wait! Leave me out of this, you weirdo.”
Charks almost 3 years ago
Ah, here it is, this season’s learning moment …
LawrenceS almost 3 years ago
Not sure what his point is at the moment, and if I were Kianna I might deck him for pulling me into the conversation/harangue.
Mr Reality almost 3 years ago
P 2, In all reality , standing on the table is the only way dogs like us are going to get noticed . Let’s get up there and shake it.
Gil-doh! almost 3 years ago
P4 “Leave me out of this Macy or I will show you what a blowtop mad scissors attack really looks like right here and now!”
Mopman almost 3 years ago
What in the hell is going on here? This is becoming even more ridiculous than usual. Don’t make me get out my flamethrower again.
Bluedarter almost 3 years ago
In local news: Milford High School, at the urging of head coach/swami The One Gil has changed the name of the school to Metaphysical High. Insights are gleaned from daily table-top discussions while eating sloppy joes.
bearwku82 almost 3 years ago
Enough of this nonsense, let’s get to a tearful Senior Night and give Coach Drool and Valley Tech a sound trashing.
James St. John Smythe almost 3 years ago
Kianna was so stunned, she lost the sleeves of her shirt.
Irish53 almost 3 years ago
He says “… coach thorp and I…” like Gil really knows what’s going on here
chiphilton almost 3 years ago
Love the kids at the next table over in p1, who very sensibly continue with their lunch and ignore the guy giving a speech.
twainreader almost 3 years ago
P-1: Today’s Lunch Special: Grey
P-2: To avoid being rude, the Brunette tries hard not to notice the gap in the Blond girl’s teeth, but is Mesmerized by her wandering right eye.
P-3: Chance gives Kianna a well deserved “Big Hand”.
artegal almost 3 years ago
I think that sanctimonious douche needs pie to the face.
hifirick1953 almost 3 years ago
I understand Tevin talking about Kianna, but Chance??? Just another giant hand drawing for no reason.
Mr Reality almost 3 years ago
In all reality ,a hush falls over over the lunchroom as Kianan mounts the table and executes a series of back flips , then a triple flip dismount. As the lunchroom explodes in cheers, Kianna raises her arms in triumph shouting I Coulda Been A Contender !
Irish53 almost 3 years ago
Tomorrow, Kianna takes her crutch and pokes CM in the nads and sez “… make your speech while singing soprano, Canada boy…”
Irish53 almost 3 years ago
P 1.5, random kids voice:“… who ever said that, McDoosh?…”
Snarker formerly known as Rube Whigham almost 3 years ago
Dude in p.1 is not sure if he is more upset about another boring football player speech, the spider on his bicep, or that he over-roasted his marshmallow…
Irish53 almost 3 years ago
P 2: “… you are So hot right now….”
Mopman almost 3 years ago
Someone asked about the “standing on tables” thing just yesterday. How’s that for a fast acknowledgement from the writer! And speaking of acknowledgements, I’d like to acknowledge that today’s Mopped Up Thorp is online.
https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/