Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for December 01, 2021

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    michaeljwolff  almost 3 years ago

    And Kianna’s thinking: “Wait! Leave me out of this, you weirdo.”

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    Charks  almost 3 years ago

    Ah, here it is, this season’s learning moment …

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    LawrenceS  almost 3 years ago

    Not sure what his point is at the moment, and if I were Kianna I might deck him for pulling me into the conversation/harangue.

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    Mr Reality  almost 3 years ago

    P 2, In all reality , standing on the table is the only way dogs like us are going to get noticed . Let’s get up there and shake it.

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    Gil-doh!  almost 3 years ago

    P4 “Leave me out of this Macy or I will show you what a blowtop mad scissors attack really looks like right here and now!”

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    Mopman  almost 3 years ago

    What in the hell is going on here? This is becoming even more ridiculous than usual. Don’t make me get out my flamethrower again.

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    Bluedarter  almost 3 years ago

    In local news: Milford High School, at the urging of head coach/swami The One Gil has changed the name of the school to Metaphysical High. Insights are gleaned from daily table-top discussions while eating sloppy joes.

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    bearwku82  almost 3 years ago

    Enough of this nonsense, let’s get to a tearful Senior Night and give Coach Drool and Valley Tech a sound trashing.

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    James St. John Smythe  almost 3 years ago

    Kianna was so stunned, she lost the sleeves of her shirt.

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    Irish53  almost 3 years ago

    He says “… coach thorp and I…” like Gil really knows what’s going on here

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    chiphilton  almost 3 years ago

    Love the kids at the next table over in p1, who very sensibly continue with their lunch and ignore the guy giving a speech.

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    twainreader  almost 3 years ago

    P-1: Today’s Lunch Special: Grey

    P-2: To avoid being rude, the Brunette tries hard not to notice the gap in the Blond girl’s teeth, but is Mesmerized by her wandering right eye.

    P-3: Chance gives Kianna a well deserved “Big Hand”.

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    artegal  almost 3 years ago

    I think that sanctimonious douche needs pie to the face.

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    hifirick1953  almost 3 years ago

    I understand Tevin talking about Kianna, but Chance??? Just another giant hand drawing for no reason.

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    Mr Reality  almost 3 years ago

    In all reality ,a hush falls over over the lunchroom as Kianan mounts the table and executes a series of back flips , then a triple flip dismount. As the lunchroom explodes in cheers, Kianna raises her arms in triumph shouting I Coulda Been A Contender !

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    Irish53  almost 3 years ago

    Tomorrow, Kianna takes her crutch and pokes CM in the nads and sez “… make your speech while singing soprano, Canada boy…”

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    Irish53  almost 3 years ago

    P 1.5, random kids voice:“… who ever said that, McDoosh?…”

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    Snarker formerly known as Rube Whigham  almost 3 years ago

    Dude in p.1 is not sure if he is more upset about another boring football player speech, the spider on his bicep, or that he over-roasted his marshmallow…

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    Irish53  almost 3 years ago

    P 2: “… you are So hot right now….”

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    Mopman  almost 3 years ago

    Someone asked about the “standing on tables” thing just yesterday. How’s that for a fast acknowledgement from the writer! And speaking of acknowledgements, I’d like to acknowledge that today’s Mopped Up Thorp is online.

    https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/
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