In Security by Bea R. for November 16, 2021

Gotta watch out for those things …

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK3T8LKj4Ng

This is both the most horrific, yet hilarious, thing I have ever seen!

Didn’t think of a mascot, but this one will bill you slowly! No tax is seen on him though, that’s pretty comforting.

The items listed are good, but I would’ve chosen in order:

-Cheeseburger

-Ham

-Eggs

-Coke

-Key Lime Pie

That way the first letters spell “check”.

His contract stipulates he gets thirty extra minutes for every bathroom break.

I’m suddenly paranoid that the person inside that costume is someone we recognize…

Got the impression this story arc will end around the real Superbowl…

Gotta pretty high total for something not including the tip. Has the price of eggs gone up that much?

UGH ACK OH MY!

THAT"S DISGUSTING

is this a hint that his past has caught up with him… or well his wife and kid.

Well, Roy did say the beers were next months pay check. So a cheeseburger, doughnut, coke, coffee and 3 ham and egg sandwiches being $43.33 falls in line with Stadium Food.

Odd choice for a mascot since it’s usually a character you like to see.

“Bill-da-Check”………? I see what you did there….

Don’t forget Thanksgiving is coming up. Make sure you discuss politics, that way you can save money on Christmas gifts.

Now I’m wondering who the mascot for the Skippers is…

That is actually a bit scary. Wouldn’t mind Ellie destroying that

I thought he was the mascot for the Buffalo team, or was it the team from LA by way of San Diego?

I’m a moron, but when Hubbs moves out on to the field, this is what I hear:https://youtu.be/RGc999bv1kY