The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 24, 2021

he can always get a job in the fridge absorbing odors!

Scouring powder, here I come!

A happy ending, turns out Arnie went on to med school and became Dr. Pepper.

That must be the baking soda I use.

He thought baking soda is what you do by putting cans of Coca-Cola in the oven!

Half-baked is more like it. Speaking of baked, has anyone seen the bong.

But he’ll be great at his job in the refrigerator watching the salad dressing!

He’ll be looked down upon as a soda jerk.

guess he will be leavening home now

what d’ya expect from a soda cracker…?

I guess he’s gonna take a powder…

He could be the lava in a tabletop volcano

He needs a little vinegar in his life !

He should be able to raise those grades.

I’m sure he’ll rise to another occasion.

Now he can become a Soda Jerk (go look it up )

The egg beat his marks, the milk creamed him also.

So… baking powder

Then he came out as bicarb.

With current supply shortages, Crest toothpaste should still hire you.

I feel like I’m missing something here.

Sick jokes, what about Arnie feelings.

No wonder he flunked. He has neither arm or hammer.

He flunked because he is so… base-ic.

Not all of the culinary arts involve baking. If he failed everything it’s probably because he was experimenting with Acids…