Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for December 05, 2021

Isn’t it time they bought into Keeps.

Better than the in-between version….Comb Over.

I wonder how they’ll update the lyrics?

♪She asks him why “Why I’m a bald guy?” I’m bald noon and nighty-night night My scalp is a fright I’m bald high and low But don’t ask me why ‘Cause he don’t know It’s not for lack of bread Like the Grateful Dead Darlin’♫

I hear that the remaining members of the band Who might have Alzheimer’s and are having trouble figuring out who they are/were. :-)

Hair color: clear.

I hope they keep their clothes on this time.

Ohhh, give me a head with skin, smooth shimmering ski-in,shining, gleaming, polished, burnished, shiny skin

Why hasn’t there been a movie the Return of ED?

Known in Europe as “Alopecia: The Musical”.

egad… now I’m thinking of lyrics for song “Scalp” …this could get ugly

New prequel. “Roots: The Beginning “.

Hard core denial-Mullet toupees’.

Ah, yes, 1968, a student at UW in Madison Wisconsin, at that song was playing everywhere. Now, wish I had some!

funny!

That’s because over the past 10 years, the musical “Rogaine” has been such a flop.

Updated version: “Hair…where I DON’T need it!”