The Middletons by Dana Summers for December 15, 2021

The neighbor doesn’t have a ‘drinking problem’ along with all of the rest of his ‘unwholesome habits’ ???

This is usually why I try to find some sort of clue to help me remember where the car is parked…

One big thing I like about my van, it’s big. Only once have I walked up to the wrong van and even then mine was just beyond the wrong one.

sometimes i know exactly where my car is, but come out a different door than i entered. Looked for my car for 5 minutes outside of Walmart the other day before I realized “Wrong Door!”

Forgetting which mall you parked in is getting easier and easier since so many of the malls have closed down.

I have recurring dreams of either forgetting where I parked or my car not being where I parked.

A couple of bottles of whiskey will do that

I don’t see how Grimes can loss his car, it’s up on blocks.