Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for November 30, 2021

Does the RU Sirius also have a basement?

I don’t feel bad for Brewster. I feel bad for whoever is told to hang them outside. Probably Kenny or Winky.

Did Mike Rowe ever do an episode on this?

That’s where the bat people are.

Have the fire department on standby…..

The Hot Wheels alone will take up 3/4 of a day.

And why aren’t you wearing your space suit?

We did that on Saturday and Sunday and yesterday we started putting up the indoor stuff and today we will survey the outdoor lights, untangling and replacing anything that needs it.

Hay! Why don’t the guys on the ISS hang up some outside Christmas Lights. Really “bright” ones so we can all see them.

Or send up eggnog!

Well at least they are sending an idiot to do an idiot’s job. He’ll be great at untangling the lights.

God what a horrid job, glad I am not able to mess with Christmas decorations.

It was the Elf on a Shelf with a razor sharp piece of broken ornament.