Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction, but not always.
A game warden sees an old man going out fishing alone and asks if he can go along.
The old man reluctantly agreed and rows out to the middle of the lake. Then he opens his tackle box, pulls out a stick of dynamite, lights it and tosses it into the lake. After it goes off the boat is surrounded with dead fish and the old guy starts scooping up the bodies.
The warden is incensed and says ’That’s illegal and a thousand dollar fine when we get to shore!’ So the old guy pulls out another stick of dynamite, lights it and hands it to the warden saying..
‘You want to just talk all day or are you going to start fishing?’.
After finding a stack of World War II letters at an antique mall in Rigby, Idaho, and reuniting them with the writer’s family, she found out that she was distantly related and came to the conclusion that father, Cpl Handsome Hanson really got around. If you know what I mean and I think you do.
We’re all related to each other, some more distant than others.
Take care, may disappointed elderly 23andMe member Elmer “Now I’ve Got Kids All Over The World Calling Me At All Hours” Hatchett be with you, and gesundheit.
I am very surprised the soup kitchen took the tuna. I know local hunters try to donate and are turned away because the animals are not federally inspected or something.
A 600# Tuna would sell for $3M USD in the Tokyo Fish Market. If the good Captain donated the proceeds, it could have built the largest homeless shelter in Maine, and fed and comforted 300 families for months; if not years.
Templo S.U.D. about 3 years ago
That’s quite a genealogical gem with that WWII post.
Bilan about 3 years ago
I was curious how they “accidentally” captured a 600-pound tuna. It turns out that the fish got tangled up in their lobster traps.
Copy-&-Paste about 3 years ago
I’ve got news for that Pharmaceutical company, “YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TOOTH!!”
Charlie Fogwhistle about 3 years ago
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction, but not always.
A game warden sees an old man going out fishing alone and asks if he can go along.
The old man reluctantly agreed and rows out to the middle of the lake. Then he opens his tackle box, pulls out a stick of dynamite, lights it and tosses it into the lake. After it goes off the boat is surrounded with dead fish and the old guy starts scooping up the bodies.
The warden is incensed and says ’That’s illegal and a thousand dollar fine when we get to shore!’ So the old guy pulls out another stick of dynamite, lights it and hands it to the warden saying..
‘You want to just talk all day or are you going to start fishing?’.
Ba da BOOM!!!
Until next time.
Caldonia about 3 years ago
Somehow I misread that one item to mean the letter writer’s family was related to the letters.
Count Olaf Premium Member about 3 years ago
After finding a stack of World War II letters at an antique mall in Rigby, Idaho, and reuniting them with the writer’s family, she found out that she was distantly related and came to the conclusion that father, Cpl Handsome Hanson really got around. If you know what I mean and I think you do.
Count Olaf Premium Member about 3 years ago
350 homeless people in Belfast, Maine, died of mercury poisoning after eating tuna in a soup kitchen. They were all listed as Covid deaths by the CDC.
James Wolfenstein about 3 years ago
And that’s how Zen Hanson found out why his ancestors kept the writer at a distance, abandoned the unopened letters, and move to another state :D
CaptainRC about 3 years ago
25 foot 7 inch chimichanga? Deadpool would be ecstatic.
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 3 years ago
We’re all related to each other, some more distant than others.
Take care, may disappointed elderly 23andMe member Elmer “Now I’ve Got Kids All Over The World Calling Me At All Hours” Hatchett be with you, and gesundheit.
moeric9 about 3 years ago
Did that giant tooth come with some sort of plaque?
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 3 years ago
I am very surprised the soup kitchen took the tuna. I know local hunters try to donate and are turned away because the animals are not federally inspected or something.
offord about 3 years ago
How do you accidentally catch a 600 lb tuna?
stamps about 3 years ago
That’s a lotta tuna noodle casserole!
yangeldf about 3 years ago
I didn’t know a Tuna Fish could get that big, wow
JDP_Huntington Beach about 3 years ago
A 600# Tuna would sell for $3M USD in the Tokyo Fish Market. If the good Captain donated the proceeds, it could have built the largest homeless shelter in Maine, and fed and comforted 300 families for months; if not years.
pbr50138 almost 3 years ago
Seeing the post about WW2 letters, made me wish my mom had kept the letters I sent her, when I was in Nam.