The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 01, 2021

no wonder she could never buy in at the strip poker game!

She took her mom literally.

Did her parents set the example at home of how dress (or not to dress)? Seeing only the mother’s head here, is au naturel just basically what she grew up with at home?

“Everybody get naked!” Wolfman, Jack.

Kids are such rebels.

She directs certificate ‘X’!

Just trying to protect her assets!

“Stop horsing around this instant”.

♪ you’re a girl who could go far, ’specially dressed the way you are…

What kind of clothing do you buy in a STRIP mall?

Now I’m wondering if Lord Godiva goes around naked?

[Lady Godiva] is mainly remembered for a legend dating back to at least the 13th century, in which she rode naked – covered only in her long hair – through the streets of Coventry to gain a remission of the oppressive taxation that her husband, Leofric, imposed on his tenants. The name “Peeping Tom” for a voyeur originates from later versions of this legend, in which a man named Thomas watched her ride and was struck blind or dead.

— Wikipedia

Bring back some chocolate candy.

Oy

So I suppose her horse is allergic to fabrics?

Hilburn should do another version of this. “Get back upstairs and change into your fig leaves!”

Just think of all the money the mom saves buying clothes for her and her daughter.

I always try to act like a gentleman around scantily clad females. I only stare at the covered parts.

Think of the money they save on wardrobe costs.

She was going to get chocolates…

FYI. https://www.songfacts.com/lyrics/peter-gordon/lady-godiva

Taking her purse to the beach … yucch!

Don’t forget your COVID mask.

Why would she have to go upstairs?

Was no lady!

Lady Godiva was a freedom rider. And then there’s Maude!