Free Range by Bill Whitehead for December 02, 2021

Scouts’ “dishonor”.

Those girl scouts drive a hard bargain.

Resistance is Futile!

Slave to their algorithms? duckduckgo

Ha! To my utter shame I was too shy to go around selling those cookies so my mother bought all of them. We ate those blame cookies for days on end. Even my brother whose appetite was immense, quaked at that task.

It’s a trick. Every time I agree to accept cookies I never receive any! I’ve wasted more poured glasses of milk that way!

Shoulda read the cookie consent before accepting.

A bit early, but considering supply chain difficulties, it might be a good time to order them.

“You might as well take them. We hacked your credit card for a merit badge, and you’ve already paid for them.”

It’s a good idea to decline third-party cookies.

If they’re thin mints its okay.

Never understood why they’re (computer) called Cookies

Have you ever read the ingredients label on a typical box of Girl Scout Cookies? Reminds me of the chemistry set I had as a teenager. Every time those gals show up on my porch, I have them look at that label and then gently give them my lecture on avoiding such fake foods. Mommy should have done that, but…..you get sucked into the system of all that goes with scouting.

if she’s already accepted cookies why would she take more? oh, that’s right, they’re cookies…