Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 22, 2021

“Like the missile, I’m somewhat hypersonic about tater tots”, he spuddered.

I think you think I think a lot more about thinking about things I think about all the time than I really do.

Cause you dig taters or taters dig you. Anyway the sign says tater diggers wanted and me too, dead or alive…500.00 U.S. dollars.

All taters must show ID …

Tots included..

…it was a big scandal when the tow truck from Cars & Mrs. Potatohead had an affair…

…it was even bigger when she admitted that her children were his…

…let’s just say that discussions at Disney got very…

…animated…

…(this is the stuff I can’t stop thinking about)…

Sending tots and pears.

Golden brown and toasty on the outside. Moist and tasty on the inside. There are many things less worthy.

You kind of look like a tater tot.

You can avoid thinking of things….just select a word and repeat it constantly until your mind is cleared. Ooooooooooooommmmmmmmm

I’ve been thinking a lot about “cheesecake” ! Cheeeeeese caaaake, cheeeese caaaaake!

mmmMMmm tots

brain worm

My true tater tot story:

Scene 1: Wedding rehearsal party in the late ‘60s …

The Actors: One rich guy, a brand new Rolls-Royce Silver Shadow, and 5 young adults …

The Action: Tipsy rich guy offers AND GIVES the Rolls keys to the young adults who decide it would be hilarious to drive to a late night grocery store drive-thru to buy a 5 cent bag of tater tots in a Rolls-Royce …

Scene 2: At the drive-thru …

The Actors: 1 Rolls-Royce Silver Shadow, 5 young adults, 1 grocery store clerk …

The Action: 1 bag of tater tots are ordered, clerk says “That’ll be 5 cents.”, the 5 young adults are stunned to discover they don’t have ANY money between them and have to drive off totlessly …! (But forever with an ironic memory to share)

THE END

Hippopotamus

Tater tot thoughts danced in her head

Cozy and warm, snuggled in bed

Signal sent, a rumblin’ in her tummy

Must have now! Where’s my mummy!?

I’m going to throw caution to the wind and state for the record I think today’s FA™ may contain the best tator tot-based punchline in the history of GC.

Tater Tots! Hip! Trendy! Get some today!

I love these posts on Frog Face.

Now you’ve gone and done it.

Sorry, you big-headed Mr.Potato Head wannabe, but “tater tots” were never a turn-on for me. I think I tried them once, maybe twice, and did not like them. So, don’t remind me about them, because I do not wish to waste my time thinking about them nor commenting about them.

—There’s something lamely ironic about the above paragraph….

I love big tots, and I can not lie…