B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for December 06, 2021

AFLAK!

“The deluxe fake goose model tries to hand them religious pamphlets. That one can cause unexpected mass migrations!”

Ponzi duck, eh.

“Shooooooot her, Shooooot her!” ~ Jurassic Park

Drove she gooslings / To the water …

… and you don’t have to be goosed more than once.

If you’ve been goosed once, you don’t want to be goosed again.

That’s some sound financial strategy I gander. It looks like it can take all the serious geese work out of investing in the flock market.

Call now to extend your car’s warranty!

This one quacks me up.

Cavemen got remotes!

When someone says “great marketing opportunity for you” pyramid scheme comes to my mind.

Spam goose?

That should also work fairly well as a human repellent.

Hey, I liked Amway. I just couldn’t afford to go to all the conventions and to store all the product I couldn’t sell.

Does he email the other geese?

Or “Your Windows has been hacked and we can resolve the problem” and you have a Mac.

“We have been monitoring your credit and you qualify for…”

I got that very same call yesterday. I blocked the number. I’m on the no call list. Then I got the same call today. AAUGH!!!

“Not only that. It’s good for the gander.”

“Your extended warranty is about to lapse!”

I generally ignore most of the anachronisms in this strip, but, really, electronics in the Stone Age?

Amway goose?

Amway.

“Goosarama”

Indeed!

Ok I’m walking away

Where’s the gecko when you need him?

Those nocturnal educators and molecular factories produce what they want.