Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 10, 2021

“Go back upstairs and put on more garland young lady!”

It’s a Hallmark movie moment

Yes. How treerible!

Instant grin, very funny!

“… Only half dressed! You need to cover up some more, young lady!”

Treenagers. Parents just don’t understand.

OMG – her baubles are hanging out for all the world to see

You’ll need more than tassels too!

Stop needling her about her needles.

Stay home if you’re half-lit.

She gone out on a limb

Younger trees suffer from the heartbreak of squirrels in their branches. SO EMBARRASSING!

Love it! Thanks for the laugh. Great way to start a day.

What would the neighbors think?

" And you are wearing far too much eye shadow!"

Kids always think their parent’s “needle” them about their dress…..but I think was padding her bulbs….

You’re only half lit!