Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for December 07, 2021

VT needs Sign Man…look at the lettering on that jersey….disgraceful!

That’s a snot-pounding tackle if ever I’ve seen one.

The Milford player screams his fear as Og Bloodaxe, the Valley Tech exchange student, feasts on his FLESH!

P 2 , the gosts of deceased players gather at mid field for the coin toss the referee leans ìn and says , in all reality Gentlemen welcome to the Twilight Zone !

P2.5 “You talk your trash Valley Tech, we are going to pound you then blow our runny noses all over you! Have you ever heard of s thing called COVID?”

P3.5 the first take down as Milford is really getting blow-snot mad now

Is that Matt Hasselbeck’s kid in P2 ?

Blue vs. Red — It’s the 2021 USA Bowl.

P3 ESS – Exploding Snot Syndrome

Reporter girl doesn’t know much about statistics.

Actually, Heather, the odds in a coin flip are 50/50 regardless of how many heads or tails have turned up in a row. I’ll bet the math nerds at Valley Tech could have told you that, even if they’re lousy at football.

P1: I said it yesterday.

P2: Remember Matt Hasselback saying, “We’ll take the ball, and we’re gonna score”? He threw a pick six the other way. You might want to check the trash talk at the coin toss, kid.

Lose the coin toss, lose the game.

What are the odds VT would have Carolina blue unis? Pretty good with this colorist.

P 2.5 (talk a little s*** back to them): “…your mom came after me last night too…”

This conversation about consecutive wins appeared to start in the school office yesterday. Now Gil is seated at his desk. This woman must have hounded him about the streak.

Time to dust off that feared Delware T-Wing offensive contraption Gil was talking about early in the season. With Tommy, Boyd and Eldrick blocking, what could go wrong?

It’s time for Chance Macy’s swan song. 2 or 3 TD’s and 100+ yds. rushing as Milford rolls to second in the Valley! Too bad I didn’t get a chance to see Vito from Goshen before kickoff.

P3 looks like a Thanksgiving Day balloon!!That RB is Huge

In our football program if you hold it like a loaf of bread you are on the sidelines; fumble waiting to happen in P3. Five points of contact!

I thought the coin toss would land in Tevin’s mouth, and he would choke on it.

Marjie would have totally gotten the scoop on the season-destroying Hypnotism-gate!

Wow, Gil’s affection for Heather sure disappeared fast. He was so interested in helping her out a few months ago, now he treats her as poorly as he does Marty. And nice to see Heather continuing the tradition of Milford athletes not learning much in school. Heather, the odds of a coin flip never change, regardless of any streaks leading up to the current toss.

And speaking of flips, you should be flipping over to Mopped Up Thorp to read today’s gem.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

And the game starts with Milford kicking off from the VT side of the 50, thanks to the visiting player getting a flag for taunting before the game even started.

And Milford sets a record, the first team to play 8 consecutive opponents who all amazingly happened to have the same school colors.

As a cap to the season Gil sends in Kianna to vault in for the last score.