In all reality , so ends another football season as we all knew it would. In the alley behind Rocky & Bullwinkle’s Pool Hall the thump thump swish of a basketball can be heard signaling the start of another season.
P2 shows us the last true fan, he was sure it was a championship year. Wistful, hoping the season could continue, knowing that cafeteria clown show was the end, and wishing Vito from Goshen didn’t know his real name. He’s already thinking, maybe double down on a large bet on a basketball championship this season. Get the long odds early and Gil is due for some glory. Our fan will have his analytics people breakdown Gil’s numerous titles over the decades, and also see who HvB puts on the bus from Chicago.
Yay, close enough to the fist pumping I predicted two days ago. So did everyone involved with this story forget normal English? “Snot-pound.” “No more Ms. Crutch.” “Not limping makes me hungry.” There have been a lot of dumb sayings over the years in this strip, but that last one is a contender for dumbest ever.
And speaking of dumbest ever, you never are in danger of raising your IQ when you read Mopped Up Thorp – https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/
Klubble almost 3 years ago
P2: We now know the identify of Fist Pump Man.
Charks almost 3 years ago
P3: We’ve had a breakthrough here.
Gil-doh! almost 3 years ago
P1.5 Heather: “You’re a bigger j@ckass tool than Spiller is, Gilpa.”
Gil-doh! almost 3 years ago
P4 Tevin: “I got something not limp that will make you hungry even after a Bucket Burger and vat ‘o milkshake!”
Mr Reality almost 3 years ago
In all reality , so ends another football season as we all knew it would. In the alley behind Rocky & Bullwinkle’s Pool Hall the thump thump swish of a basketball can be heard signaling the start of another season.
huskiecoach almost 3 years ago
Thorp wears blue jeans while coaching games?! How unprofessional.
dadjo almost 3 years ago
Did Gil get run over by a steam roller in P1? He looks flatter than Kevin Bacon after the stampede at the end of Animal House.
Bluedarter almost 3 years ago
P3.5: “Is that what you call the waterbed in your van? I’ll check your hip.”
Bluedarter almost 3 years ago
P2 shows us the last true fan, he was sure it was a championship year. Wistful, hoping the season could continue, knowing that cafeteria clown show was the end, and wishing Vito from Goshen didn’t know his real name. He’s already thinking, maybe double down on a large bet on a basketball championship this season. Get the long odds early and Gil is due for some glory. Our fan will have his analytics people breakdown Gil’s numerous titles over the decades, and also see who HvB puts on the bus from Chicago.
chiphilton almost 3 years ago
If not limping made me hungry, I would weigh 600 pounds.
artegal almost 3 years ago
Is it basketball season yet?
Irish53 almost 3 years ago
P 4: “…we need to talk…”
Irish53 almost 3 years ago
P 1.5: “…sugar britches…”
hifirick1953 almost 3 years ago
Shouldn’t it be Ms. No More Crutch??For a second there I thought she had M.S.
wmac8898 almost 3 years ago
Kianna is the new Ken Brown. She’s about to make something happen.
bearwku82 almost 3 years ago
P1- Burn. Not so friendly with the press eh Coach?
P2- Didn’t know Milford had a Hawaiian kid on the team behind Guts Spiller. Did True take a road trip to recruit him?
P3- Boyd Spiller may not be able to, but I bet Tevin can make her hunger pangs disappear.
Mopman almost 3 years ago
Yay, close enough to the fist pumping I predicted two days ago. So did everyone involved with this story forget normal English? “Snot-pound.” “No more Ms. Crutch.” “Not limping makes me hungry.” There have been a lot of dumb sayings over the years in this strip, but that last one is a contender for dumbest ever.
And speaking of dumbest ever, you never are in danger of raising your IQ when you read Mopped Up Thorp – https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/
Irish53 almost 3 years ago
P 2: Even Spiller is happy this story is over