The Other Coast by Adrian Raeside for December 13, 2021

Darkness falls across the land

There’s two guys walking through the sand

Creatures crawlin’ to see the flood

That washes through the neighborhood

And whatsoever shall be found

With the nose that blows with sound

Can’t stand and face that clouds of smell

And trot away with a yodel

The foulest stench is in the air

The funk of forty wet dog’s rears

And ghastly waves from everywhere

Makes you wish you wasn’t there

And though you fight to stay alive

Your body starts to shake then

For no mere seaweed can resist

The cheap cologne of this man

I’d rather smell the seaweed!

Old Spice or Jade East?

Love the smell of the sea!

No, that’s patchouli. Ghastly sh#t. I think the neighbor three doors down boils it in a cauldron. Can’t open our windows when the wind is from that direction.

Why do guys wear that rotting seaweed cologne that stays behind minutes after they leave, even OUTDOORS? Do NOT spray that stuff directly on yourself. Ask a woman if you don’t know how to apply scent. Seriously, dude, people call you “stinky” behind your back.

Its a blast from the past, Hi Karate!

cheap men’s cologne or men’s cheap cologne?

the former…

I’m with the seaweed. Most men’s colognes are best left in the bottle… or, better yet, at the store.

I have so many Avon bottles – gifts when I was growing up – and most still have the original cologne inside. They work well for cuts and scratched if you’re out of rubbing alcohol.