Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for December 16, 2021

So is that the discount version of draftkings? If you can’t be a king, maybe a duke will do.

P4 “I won big last week on Milford finishing second in the Valley, no one saw that coming with Chance Macy being my yardage snd scoring workhorse, only me and McGill University know who he is, or care

We are all CAESARS!!

In all reality Prance maybe you should go to a Gamblers Anonymous meeting with my Dad .Dad was a degenerate gambler but now in recovery . He got started in high school playing parlay cards.

P4: Help me out Pranit? What’s fantasy football? And this “dot com” thing?

Now I understand, this is a Fantasy Comic!!

The strip introduces us to a new gambling venue on which Marty Moon can go deeply into debt! Sorry, Marty, but by February you’ll be chopping up your broadcast booth to use as firewood!

Fantasy football in Milford? This guy must have both Y.A. Tittle and Alan Ameche on his team.

Where are they?

Okay, now we’re reading a comic that depicts fictitious athletic teams that are following fictitious athletic teams. The world just got very, very meta!

P2.5- ……top 100 of what? gasbuddy.com?

Yeah. It’s been a while since Rubin did a gambling story. Maybe Pranit really is golf-hustler boy in disguise.

The good news is you’re the No.1 High Schooler on the site because you’re the only High Schooler.

And we care because . . . ?

It would be better if when Pranit stuck his fist out for a fist bump, that Trevor Lawrence kid just looked at him. At least it’s not another silly high-5

They nearly missed on that fist bump, So obviously not athletes. So Gil has them on the basketball team.

P1- Tomorrow his eyes will be blue and his shirt will be brown.

I must sign up for sportsduke.com. Win big, win often.

What the hell kind of school desk is that in P3? A double wide with drawers? And speaking of drawers, you’ll want to hold onto your drawers when you read today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

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