Frank and Ernest by Thaves for December 16, 2021

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    Ratkin  over 2 years ago

    For you, Murph

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    jasonsnakelover  over 2 years ago

    And if you don’t want tofu, you can have Kung fu.

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    The Reader Premium Member over 2 years ago

    STOP IT! I’ve had e-nerf!

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    Count Olaf Premium Member over 2 years ago

    That would be Surf, Turf and Nerd.

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    1953Baby  over 2 years ago

    What?!? No bug butter? Miles Vorkosigan fans will be SO disappointed . . .

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    uniquename  over 2 years ago

    He should have said, “Lobster, Steak, and Beans”…

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    diskus Premium Member over 2 years ago

    As in Nerf Ball

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    Pointspread  over 2 years ago

    That’s funny!

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 2 years ago

    Nope..he’s trying to pull a feast one.

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    constantine48  over 2 years ago

    Nerf tastes better than tofu.

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    The man who invented Nerf, the Nerf football to be exact, was able to retire and give his family a better life than when he played in the NFL.

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    thejanith Premium Member over 2 years ago

    LOVE IT!! Rarely do I laugh out loud, but I sure did with this one! Thank you for the laugh. Great way to start a day.

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    William Stoneham Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Lobster, steak and tofu?! You monster!!!

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    gopher gofer  over 2 years ago

    if it tastes like nerf the tofu’s been on the shelf a bit too long…

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    aussie399 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Should be surf, turf and barf

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