Close to Home by John McPherson for December 14, 2021

Sanity check: Is this the same tune??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgIwLeASnkw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zetAt5nsf-U

I’m going to need some camp songs to get this one out of my head.

i wonder how much it costs to get the “Eggs Ovrr Easy Pattern” on your carpet?

Lady in blue is Mooning everyone…Well, Half-Mooning.

2nd prize was 48 hours of nonstop Christmas caroling. :)

Trend or even not so trendy Christmas songs are not Carols.

In the words of Mr. Burns, “Release the hounds!”

Looks like justin and Judy won’t be able to “jingle all the way” for tonight

I cannot stand Christmas music after having to listen to it while working in a grocery store. They started it in November thru January continuously. I’ve heard Rudolph in every possible way. Ahhhh!

This would be one of eight reasons I own a gun. The other seven involve relatives.

Sort of like winning a root canal. Thanks, but no.

My wife would LOVE this. Me, not so much.

We were staying at a hotel in a distant city and leaving that morning. As I was getting ready, I heard a trivia question on the local radio show and I called in with the correct answer. My prize? A dinner for 2 at a local restaurant. I told them to give it to the next caller since I was heading out.

Oh, the humanity!

I once won a chance to sit on a donkey and be part of the church live nativity scene. I sold that sucker as fast as I could… you’d be surprised how many people wanted it.

As a professional people watcher, I waited around with my camera for when the donkey got tired… ‘cause when the donkey got tired, it went from a live nativity scene…

…to a rodeo!

… and you’d better have your camera! (ツ)

Second prize was 48 hours.

There was an unexplained fire that took out the transmitter at the station the next day.

It’s more like they got the boobie prize.

Won or lost?……

Nooooooo! And that’s not even a carol!