Close to Home by John McPherson for December 31, 2021

She’ll never get the turkey in that oven.

Your table guests won’t be laughing much longer when they find out what you’re serving for dinner.

BTW look closer. Her right arm and right foot look much bigger then her left side. (Perhaps it’s what she eats)

She needs to call Hank Hill. He sells propane and propane accessories. :-D

Serving the salmonella roast.

Better serve them one at a time – as the food comes out – so that it’s still a little bit warm.

Pick up phone, dial takeout with delivery, problem solved.

Eve’s drawing is disturbing on so many levels, I think John had been celebrating a bit too much on this day.

As I remember those things ‘cooked’ with a high wattage lightbulb. Really doubt this is going to work unless she’s making small cakes for everyone.

Shame NO one is helping her in the kitchen.

Someone should always ask.

My neighbor girls got an easy bake oven for Christmas one time. We tried to make cupcakes out of flour, water, and sugar. What we got was dry, sweet, paste. I never saw the oven again.

Wow! All of a sudden, I have an urge for one of my sisters, tiny-undercooked-by-a-lightbulb, cupcakes.

Do they still make those?

For her sake, I hope the bulb doesn’t blow out.

OMG

Let’s all sing the old jingle: “Easy Bake, Easy Bake, fast as you can…”

There’s a whole competition based around preparing everything in these “toys”.

Sounds like a job for that Super Hero, Colonel Sanders…….

Good luck with that……….

Her right arm looks… problematic.

Probably more effective than the oven

Better off with an air fryer. Send for takeout!

she’s gonna need a stronger lightbulb!