Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 26, 2021

Don’t worry, Fox News will teach you how to submit threats.

Try calling the president through your son, and show how rude you are.

The fact the questioner called it “the Big Lie” shows the true sincerity of the Trumpets.

As to P2, thanks to the BBC I finally found out what that was all about:

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-59787060

and his official website is:

https://www.brandonbrownracing.com/

According to WIKI: In an interview with The New York Times in which he stated that, though he was a Republican, he wanted “to appeal to everybody” and had “zero desire to be involved in politics”. Brown expressed his wishes for the slogan to instead be used in a positive context.

Americans used to agree: One man = 1V (One Vote). But now:

Dems: 1 adult = 1V

Cons: 1 “man” = 1V

GOP: 1 corporation = 1 BIG V

GQP: 1 Martian = -42 V

Trumplicans: 1 gun = 1V

A failed coup is STILL an #insurrection!

“No, I’m serious. When do we get to use our guns?”

I assume the ‘check your spelling and grammar’ is to be sure it is wrong, makes it authentic in the eyes of true believers in the Orange Reaper.

After midterms, I’d like to see the Repukes EAT crow!!

basically……………………..right-wing populists?:

Terrifyingly ACCURATE!!!!

WWJD no longer means a thing to these folks.

“Before you commit to crayon,” ha!

It was “just” a joke! I didn’t mean for anyone to take it seriously! Protected political speech.

Well armed Maga’s like to make death threats to school boards.

I like irony, but some people take “snark” seriously. They are usually just looking for an excuse to act up. Unfortunately, they’re “bad actors”.

Ah, the good old “voter supression myth”! Couldn’t come up with anything for today’s strip?

They’re not “death threats”…they’re “jokes”. Just like they were “tourists” on Jan 6 and not “traitors”

You don’t have to do anything, he’ll resign on his own. That seems to be the trend

As we know, the 2020 election was fair, free, honest, and legitimate—and the only people who don’t know this are imbeciles and lunatics. Just as only imbeciles and lunatics don’t know about the voter suppression raging in this country. (The politicos passing voter suppression laws may be imbeciles or even lunatics on other matters, but they know exactly what they’re doing when they pass voter suppression laws. And they lie that that’s what they’re doing.)

Wake Up America! You may not want to face the truth but the Disunited States of America is on the brink of Civil War.

The perpe-traitors of The Great Lie is manipulating you for their own ends – to wit, the downfall of democracy and the institution of a fascist/autocratic form of political governance. The MAGA morons and minions are being led into self-destruction just like the people of Germany were in 1933 by lies, false promises, and xenophobia.

These deluded people are not a joke! They are armed and ready to start an insurrection that will make Jan. 6th look like a walk in the park.

I feel sorry for people named Brandon.

Nobody mentions armed liberals….

You’re kidding?? And Democrats don’t ever threaten, spell horribly, and curse like druken sailors?

Truedeau hasn’t learned anything in 50 years

Love the “commit to crayon”.

Don’t sign it we are cowards as well you know

City parks empty police cars on street in front of polls in black neighborhoods. It’s a very effective form of voter suppression.

Um . . . he didn’t answer the burning question, “Who’s Brandon?”

I hope Trudeau’s life is well insured. What a sharp mind he has!

Learn to draw hats.

Is this supposed to be funny? Where’s the punch line?? And I’m no Republican!

Commit to crayon…. brilliant!

Yep. The guy who threatened to "come and ‘get’ me followed that pattern, all right.

Kind of makes me wonder why we never heard anything about death threats to Trump while he was in office, because he would NEVER have stayed quiet about those. The obvious explanation would be that he in fact never received any such death threats because liberals/left-wingers are simply too “classy” for that sort of thing. Yet somehow that doesn’t make me stop wondering…

Actually, the death threats are more believable when the misspellings and grammar mistakes are left in…

Perusing the comments, I see that there are, as might be expected, complaints that GBT continues to target “the right” without similarly targeting “the left.” No such complainants ever explain why they think GBT is under any obligation to do that in the first place, though. Oh well.

Chuds gone wild

What sort of Christian is #JaredSchmeck?

No disrespect intended, eh?

#WWJD? Guess I missed the Biblical parable of #LetsGoJesus!

NOT a joke about phucking Jesus.

But it’s MY 1st Amendment RIGHT to say it anyway!

It’s like shooting fish in a barrel full of mentally retarded fish.