Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 16, 2021

OK that’s no Lexy for sure. But that doesn’t ring any bell to me either.

Boy that’s one ugly woman.

reminds me of “Whats-Her-Face” from Rock & Rule.

https://www.gocomics.com/riphaywire/2017/09/26 our good friend @tad1 mentioned Fake Front back then.

https://www.gocomics.com/riphaywire/2014/12/05?comments=visible#comments also here

Uh….if she is Mrs. Fake Front, then shouldn’t she be pulling something ELSE (somewhat lower) off INSTEAD of her face?

She reminds me of False Face from the Batman TV show, but that’s all.

Ah, the old fake face trick.

Immortal? Is Rip an incarnation of The Eternal Champion (and does Michael Moorcock know about this?)

Huh? wha? Gee!!! Surprise, surprise!!!

damn that must mean the t1ts are fake too :p

On loan from DICK TRACY.

So, exactly how much of the front is fake? No, no, no, forget I asked, I don’t want to know.

Long time no see… and still not long enough.

wow didn’t see that coming

Dang it Dan, I was hoping for an evil twin…

there’s enough ugly there for two

Don’t forget, there’s ALSO Mrs Fake Front https://www.gocomics.com/riphaywire/2015/01/09

Wow! Did not see that coming. I assumed she was Breezy’s evil twin.

is this supposed to be a rip off of Mrs. Pruneface?

Whoa now! If she’s a,‘Mrs’, then there must be a,‘Mr’, Fake Front? Are their kids named, Sham and Phony?

KA-FAKE FRONT!

Mrs. Fake Front’s back, and just as ugly as ever!

This is a high end retcon