Well, at least he didn’t say “It’s OK, she’s not waddling like a duck, so she can’t be pregnant.” Calvin would be going to a funeral. Insensitive men these days, anyway…
Or they would say “If it is a boy, we can name it after me, and if it is a girl, we can name it after you. Ergo, the baby’s name would be…um…um…ummm, oh no, what are our names?!”
What is the purpose of having children? If I read the comics or the news, all they do is get in trouble which creates more problems for the parents. Educate me since I was not lucky enough to have one.
BE THIS GUY about 3 years ago
If Dad keeps talking that way, they definitely won’t have another kid.
codycab about 3 years ago
These days, “weird” is the new “normal”.
C about 3 years ago
I know a few hippos with gland problems
in.amongst about 3 years ago
That is our solemn role Calvin. Woman just love to vent on their men.
oldpine52 about 3 years ago
After having Calvin, it’s surprising that they even sleep in the same room.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 3 years ago
Another Calvin? OMG!
Ryan B Premium Member about 3 years ago
She let him off easy with just the pillow.
Baarorso about 3 years ago
You’re like two children in one, you 6 year old spitfire! ;P
dadthedawg Premium Member about 3 years ago
And that’s how pillow fights start…..
GROG Premium Member about 3 years ago
The parents are not the weird ones.
A Hip loving Canadian... about 3 years ago
Dad has a way with words, I’m surprised he isn’t in traction yet.
jagedlo about 3 years ago
Is that a look of glee on Calvin’s face in the third panel?
mckeonfuneralhomebx about 3 years ago
They have calvin…. They never will!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 3 years ago
We all have weird parents. Have you noticed the music they listen to? …gad
mindjob about 3 years ago
Sounds like foreplay for Calvin’s parents
proclusstudent about 3 years ago
They should have gotten their child at Sears.
smsrt about 3 years ago
Well, at least he didn’t say “It’s OK, she’s not waddling like a duck, so she can’t be pregnant.” Calvin would be going to a funeral. Insensitive men these days, anyway…
WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago
It’s been said here, often;can’t imagine Calvin’s parents would ever consider having another child…
rebelstrike0 about 3 years ago
Or they would say “If it is a boy, we can name it after me, and if it is a girl, we can name it after you. Ergo, the baby’s name would be…um…um…ummm, oh no, what are our names?!”
bloodykate about 3 years ago
LOL!
The Wolf In Your Midst about 3 years ago
Gestating a parasite for nine months does things to the body.
schaefer jim about 3 years ago
Damn, no 2nd Calvin!
I'm Sad about 3 years ago
What is the purpose of having children? If I read the comics or the news, all they do is get in trouble which creates more problems for the parents. Educate me since I was not lucky enough to have one.
BiggerNate91 about 3 years ago
Well, Hobbes, that sure would explain Calvin, now wouldn’t it?
Sailor46 USN 65-95 about 3 years ago
Well, take a look at the kid.
rgcviper about 3 years ago
Vivid imagery there, re: the hippo with a gland problem. Made me laugh out loud.