Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 11, 2021

If Dad keeps talking that way, they definitely won’t have another kid.

These days, “weird” is the new “normal”.

I know a few hippos with gland problems

That is our solemn role Calvin. Woman just love to vent on their men.

After having Calvin, it’s surprising that they even sleep in the same room.

Another Calvin? OMG!

She let him off easy with just the pillow.

You’re like two children in one, you 6 year old spitfire! ;P

And that’s how pillow fights start…..

The parents are not the weird ones.

Dad has a way with words, I’m surprised he isn’t in traction yet.

Is that a look of glee on Calvin’s face in the third panel?

They have calvin…. They never will!

We all have weird parents. Have you noticed the music they listen to? …gad

Sounds like foreplay for Calvin’s parents

They should have gotten their child at Sears.

Well, at least he didn’t say “It’s OK, she’s not waddling like a duck, so she can’t be pregnant.” Calvin would be going to a funeral. Insensitive men these days, anyway…

It’s been said here, often;can’t imagine Calvin’s parents would ever consider having another child…

Or they would say “If it is a boy, we can name it after me, and if it is a girl, we can name it after you. Ergo, the baby’s name would be…um…um…ummm, oh no, what are our names?!”

LOL!

Gestating a parasite for nine months does things to the body.

Damn, no 2nd Calvin!

What is the purpose of having children? If I read the comics or the news, all they do is get in trouble which creates more problems for the parents. Educate me since I was not lucky enough to have one.

Well, Hobbes, that sure would explain Calvin, now wouldn’t it?

Well, take a look at the kid.

Vivid imagery there, re: the hippo with a gland problem. Made me laugh out loud.